allOFtheEVERYTHING

rebloqqueen:

this is so fucking cool holy shit

dubbleaa:

Why linguistics is fun.

me: *goes to see Avengers*
me: That film
me: I liked it
me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
me: ANOTHER!
robinade:

ohsentiment:

rcmclachlan:

liefullyloki:

larxenesomebody:

ever-so-plucky:


 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall)



THOR.




Th’Oreal: Because you’re worthless.

I am riding my nephew.
OMG

#Excuse my while I weep with joy at the most beautiful tags I’ve ever read

probablystilladoreyou:

Meanwhile in Asgard…

girlwhocriedboo:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove

“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

bobtheowl:

dasdeutschtard:

attractive thor is attractive

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